sh*t happens

sh*t happens!

Don't Panic

Don't Panic

• even if you are not rich enough.
• even if you get your hand burnt
• even if you are woken up at 9
• even if you can not dial a toll free number
• even if you don't get to go home over weekend
• even if build breaks
• even if you have to do the work of 10 year old girl
• even if you have to watch "Dhoom 2" again
• even if you dont have home theater, XBox, HP iPAQ rw6828 and Avenger
• even if you are running late for office
• even if it's not your day, week, month even year

All you need to do is keep your towel handy and start hitch hiking.

Love stories

Second Honeymoon

I was wondering that it's high time I blogged. But when I started writing it down I realized there are thousand things I could talk about and I would never finish this blog. So have decided to just put that compilation here :)

A2-033, taj , multi layer parking place, team outing, golmal, salsa, cab, golkonda fort, dinner, B-63, extension, hotshot 2, superman returns, the breakup, hyderabadi nawabs, munna, The mummy maker, HP Pavilion dv1704tu, LG, Black and Decker, 500 Euros, first salary, testing sofa, Cambridge, Hussain Sagar, Durgam cheuru, Birthday Gift, wisdom board and wicked kid, IDC Party, Tag a contact on communicator, TT, Carom, Lawn Tennis, pool, cut throat, Football match, Short walk, long walk, Bahu bali,ganesh idols, Hi-Tech city railway station, Bangalore, Olive Garden, Wank's Kitchen, Ginger court, Birla temple, conf calls, cooking, Visa interview, cricket match, Angels and Demons, The deception point, Central, IMAX, Big Bazar, Eat street, JC brothers, credit cards, Photocopier, Don't treat me like a dog, Bajaj Avenger, 04066937219, I don't want to travel with u, The journal of Aspect oriented software development, Are you going to settle in Hyd?, cousin and the drama, child molester, GRE, bugger, uncommited commitments, I have work, NIFT gate, yahoo chat rooms, she hates me, There is somethig wrong; i find everyone beautiful today, Hi how are u?, Ramping up Administration testing, Oh Boy!, Can not create window from handle,dentist and deep cleaning, Home drop from cyber towers, Dance competition, fruits, 2 cars, milk and alcohol, office ritual - coffee, gym, card game, results editor, SD MOM Pack, fitness test, from jamkarb to kjamkar, Ohri's food, vista self host, wirelss on laptop,shared autos, Barista, snacks?, ATM - public money machine, Piece-Fork-sheet, telugu ammai, B word, It's not even 1 euro, Ab naa jaa, 147 Taj Residency, Banjara hills road #1, chocolates, Anthony kon hai?, rakshabandhan, poha, 3 tees for 500 bucks, Thread aborted unexpectedly, thousand lies, AAPMRKMG.

Please feel free to ask what these words stand for :)

Wisdom board

This is how it started

Who is at losing end?

I was wondering what a guy would feel like when some girl breaks his heart (in other words, gives him a kela). After getting lots of kelas I can surely answer this question.

Answer depends on what kind of guy he is -

• If he is a good guy, he would say - fcuk you bitch, what do you think of yourself. Go fcuk yourself. In another ten days I will be hanging around with some other girl and you will be still looking for a frog to kiss and turn him into a prince.
• And if the guy is intelligent he would say - I possess no control over what others think or do. And I respect other's feeling and needs. I will not be forcing anybody. Good bye.
• And there is no third category of guys ;)

In either of cases it is the girl who is at losing end.

• She is not only hurting but insulting him someone who cares about her
• she is losing a guy who fell for her.

A guy will be always bettered off - he is still single and free to hit on other females. Only thing is never say die.

Yet another fcuk up

The moral of the story is, fcuk ups due to error in knowledge are acceptable; as long as you learn from them and don't repeat in future.

Mentioning the moral in the begining is spoiling the story that you are going to tell. But there are reasons why I told the moral before I begin the story.

1. Because the moral is more important than the story I have to tell
2. Because if you understand the moral or if you don't like it, you don't have to read the story.
3. Because I am stupid.

I broke the resolution of non-alcoholism. I walked into Monoprix. Bought a bottle of cheap vodka. I was looking forward to buy something nice and expensive but luck was not that lucky. The only thing available was Poliakov.

I had reasons to get drunk at 5 o'clock in the evening. If you have to get over something, get high. What a crap! When I was done with my first drink of vodka with orange juice I realized that I wasted my 8 Euros and one resolution. Alcohols make no difference to my body and mind. Resolutions are meant to be broken. Otherwise how can you make the same resolution again ;) Went back to office checked mails. Felt like going back to apartment and resume the session. This time drink was bigger and stronger. But it did not help. What a waste!

Fcuk ups are integral part of life. I learn through fcuk ups. The root lies in the Epistemology. An attempt to answer the eternal question, "How do you know that?" and the anwer is "You never try, you never know". I am glad I tried. And I failed. But I learnt.

Fcuk ups only because you did not know something are acceptable. But once you know something and still repeating them is crime of different order. And pretending that you don't know it and lying to oneself is a sin.

I have been asking myself one question, "Why am I doing this?". Everytime I asked only non-satisfactory answer I could get was, "Because I want to." That's where I went wrong. I can't do things only because I want to. I always wondered what is wrong with Leo. Now I know. I have been living like Leo all of my life.

Anyways, you must be wondering where is the story. Forget it. There ain't any story. Only the happy ending.